February 2012
4 tags
4 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Bruno: So you were never gay?
Guy: (shakes head)
Bruno: It’s ironic that you should have amazing blowjob lips.
Guy: These lips were made to praise Jesus.
Bruno: No those lips were made for something else you’re just not using them for it.
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
You think after listening to the 5th acne and 3rd workout DVD infomercial I’d turn off the TV.
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Oh my god! Bambi is on. I haven’t seen Bambi in like a decade.
2 tags
Today, the time I’ll usually be going to sleep is the time in waking up. I feel so sick in the mornings especially. I wish I didn’t wake up.
3 tags
1 tag
plans/goals for friday
make stuff
get over this cold
go outside
release US government alien files to the world
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
4 tags
2 tags
4 tags
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
1 tag
2 tags
5 tags
2 tags
Why am I watching The Hall Of Games Awards…………Cartoon Network is my default channel.
3 tags
3 tags
“You see. No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder. What you feared would come...”
– Mr. Death Nothing In the Dark, Twilight Zone
1 tag
